Author Archives: johnnymaraca

About johnnymaraca

host of Johnny Maraca's Rock & Roll Riot, the rockingest show on the radio. 60 years of rockin' rhythm and blues, from the late '40s pioneers like Louis Jordan to Elvis, Chuck Berry, CCR, Stray Cats, Ramones and tons more. Friday and Saturday nights at 7 on 97.7 the Beach, listen live at http://977thebeach.ca, and WRSG in Middlebourne, West Virginia, Tuesdays 6-8 pm.

Get out your big ten inch…

Yes, ladies, you do not want to see our… Tallywhacker. Trouser snake. Schlong. Wand (regardless of the magic it supposedly wields). Dong. John Thomas. Wiener, Anthony and otherwise. Pecker. In the Steve Martin movie, “The Jerk”, the lead character is … Continue reading

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On the cover of the Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone magazine is celebrating its 50th anniversary, and it’s up for sale. When I was a journalism student in the early ‘80s, I aspired to be a writer for Rolling Stone. My dream job. My instructors at Centennial College … Continue reading

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Zucked up News

“The world is made up for the most part of morons, natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything.” I’m not sure when Clarence Darrow (1857-1938) said that but I doubt he ever imagined Facebook, … Continue reading

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She got what was coming to her

I Googled Jacqueline O’Connor and couldn’t confirm whether she was a writer or critic or both but she had this to say about Stanley Kowalski’s rape of Blanche DuBois in “A Streetcar Named Desire.” “Blanche’s inability to conform to the … Continue reading

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